Sunday, December 23, 2007

The Craigslist Christmas Spirit

ugh. Damn "I'm so much better than you and I'll tell you so because God loves us all!" people. meh.

I found this lovely "Christmas" message today on Craigslist. It's a message of Hope, of Love, of the Christmas Spirit.

The freakin' pickle sniffer....

All of you should be ASHAMED of yourselves!!!


Reply to: sale-517750599@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-23, 10:23AM EST


How do you people sleep at night??? Do you realize that you are all toy scalpers and tax cheats?? Does that make you feel good?? That you would scalp a toy that could brighten a child's Christmas morning just to make a few measly bucks??

Not to mention the fact that when you buy something for $250, then sell it for $400 or so, that the $150 you just made is TAXABLE INCOME. Do you fill out a 1099 for the profit that you made? Do you report your fair share to the IRS?? Of course not, because you are all SCUMBAGS, that's why!

Merry Christmas to all of you scum-sucking lowlifes that have thousands of dollars to buy up all of the hottest toys and resell them to make a profit. Why don't you try getting a REAL, HONEST, job, one where you are actually do work and not rob children of toys for Christmas.

In the spirit of the Holiday Season, I forgive all of you, but I would hope that you would turn from your evil (yes, I said evil, for the Maker will judge you on Judgment Day.) "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's, but render unto God what is God's). Are you actually doing that?? No, you are not because you are all tax cheats. The good thing is that the IRS is going to start cracking down on all of this and will look for patterns on volume buys on toys, so you better start producing the 100s of Wii's you bought for Christmas and took away from little children...you really are huge POSs.

Merry Christmas to all...
"The Insider"

Obviously, since I feel the need to bap people, I responded....

RE: All of you should be ASHAMED of yourselves!!! - $1 (reality)



Wow. I mean.... I totally agree with your basic message, but that's got to be the scariest, evilest, vile sounding post I've read in a long time.

Christmas spirit does NOT mean you get to flame and damn people with your words, then add a "I forgive you" addendum and expect that makes it ok to do so. That's kind of like beating someone, then saying "Sorry" and expecting it to be alright.

Please do some research on the Christmas Spirit. The knuckle dragging mouth breathers that are reselling toys at a higher price will have Karma to deal with. You are not all powerful, or omni-present... so shut it and let the powers that be do their job. Your vile spewing post proves you are certainly not the one for that job.

Merrily,
Someone irritated with a pompous ass.





I'm just sayin'...

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